
Near the beginning of BANANAS, Woody Allen's Latin America-regime change-screwball-comedy, our nebbish hero is accosted by two Italian American thugs, one of whom is an extremely young Sylvester Stallone. (It begins exactly as a scene from DEATH WISH, though that film wouldn't come out for three years.) He steals a woman's hat and begins molesting an old lady with crutches


when Paul-Kersey-in-training Woody Allen takes the initiative

and tosses their asses off the train. Of course, as in real life, the subway doors reopen when least expected and/or appreciated
