GIANT OSCAR MESS: And the nominees are...

Tonight at 9:30 p.m. (doors open at 9) at the Bowery Poetry Club (308 Bowery between Houston and Bleecker, take the F train to 2nd Ave, or the 6 to Bleecker) will be GIANT OSCAR MESS!!! $10 at the door. Combining live performance, singers, dancers, comics, and hosted by Sean Young (Jillaine Gill) and Christian Slater (Sean Gill), the GIANT OSCAR MESS will deliver awards to the films that really deserve them–

And the nominees are...

BEST MONOLOGUE IN A MOTION PICTURE:
Lorenzo Lamas in SNAKE EATER
Gary Busey in SURVIVING THE GAME
Lorenzo Lamas in BODY ROCK

BEST FIGHT DANCE IN A MOTION PICTURE
Lorenzo Lamas and Day-Glo Skeletons in BODY ROCK
A Bunch of Italians and a Guy in an Owl Mask in STAGEFRIGHT
Rob Stone and the Purple Falcons in ACE HITS THE BIG TIME

BEST NON-DANCE DUEL IN A MOTION PICTURE
Jean-Claude Van Damme vs. Truck in HARD TARGET
Ninja vs. Office Worker in REVENGE OF THE NINJA
Lorenzo Lamas vs. Biker Karate Gang in SNAKE EATER
Man vs. Ghoulie in GHOULIES II
Michael Ironside vs. Subway train in HIGHLANDER 2: THE QUICKENING
Jean-Claude Van Damme vs. Snake in HARD TARGET

BEST SPAZZIFIED SOLO DANCE IN A MOTION PICTURE
James Remar in RENT-A-COP
Michael Moriarty in TROLL
Lorenzo Lamas in BODY ROCK
Mark Patton in NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2: FREDDY'S REVENGE
Connie McFarland in TROLL 2

BEST DANCE OF SEDUCTION IN A MOTION PICTURE
Ed Harris & Elizabeth Regan in CREEPSHOW
Kristy McNichol and Christopher Atkins in THE PIRATE MOVIE
Deborah Reed and David McConnell in TROLL 2
John Travolta and Jamie Lee Curtis in PERFECT
Construction Worker and the Female Sex in CAN'T STOP THE MUSIC

BEST PUPPET IN A MOTION PICTURE
Satan and Killer Starfish in ROCK N' ROLL NIGHTMARE
Mac in MAC AND ME
The Kids in THE GARBAGE PAIL KIDS THE MOVIE
Freddy's Kids in NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORS
Munchie in MUNCHIE

Hope to see you there!